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CROSSFIT SYOSSET/ THURSDAY, JULY 29TH

THERE’S A NEW VARIANT OUT THERE, IT’S CALLED… SUGAR.
IT KILLS YOU, LIKE THE OTHER ONE.
IT DESTROYS YOUR BODY INSIDE AND OUT, AND EVEN BETTER. IT KILLS YOU A LOT SLOWER THAN THE OTHER ONE, AND SOMETIMES
MAKES YOU SUFFER WITH DIABETES FOR YEARS AND YEARS! CRAZY RIGHT?
DO YOU LET YOUR PARENTS EAT SUGAR?
DID YOU LET THEM GO WITHOUT A MASK?
NUTS RIGHT, WE CAN ACTUALLY CONTROL THIS THING WE PUT IN OUR SYSTEMS. EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW IT’S BEEN PROVEN TO
DESTROY OUR BODIES AND FEED CANCER, WE STILL EAT IT.
BUT THIS VIRUS, THAT’S A DIFFERENT STORY. IT KILLS PEOPLE.
OH, OH, NOW I GET IT.

TODAY IS ANOTHER CHOICE, SO HERE WE GO AGAIN.
YOU GONNA CHOOSE TO KEEP THINGS THE SAME OR STOP EATING SUGAR AND ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE YOU WERE DESIGNED TO FEEL.
IT’S GOOD TO SEE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE CHANGING, YOUR BODY GOES THROUGH MASSIVE CHANGES WITH THE ABSENCE OF SUGAR.
LOOK AT PEOPLE WHO EAT WELL, LOOK AT STEVEY PAGELS. HE’S LIKE 70 AND HE’S PROBABLY GOT THE SAME BODY FAT AS MOST PLAYERS IN MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.
THE PROOF IS THERE, IT’S JUST UP TO YOU NOW.


METCON:

5 ROUNDS
5 PUSH PRESS @135/95
10 BURPEES

REST 5 MINUTES

21-15-9
CLEAN 155/105
RING DIP/BAR DIP

CROSSFIT SYOSSET/ WEDNESDAY, JULY 28TH

ONCE AGAIN, I SEE A LOT OF TALK ABOUT NO MORE SUGAR IN SOME OF OUR DIETS! IT’S LIKE SOMETHING CLICKED, WAS IT THE HORRIBLE
WAY YOU FEEL AFTER EATING SUGAR?
WAS IT THE CONSTANT BOMBARDMENT OF EMAILS REGARDING SUGAR?
WAS IT THE SUGAR INDUSTRY EXPLOITING OUR WEAKNESSES THAT HAS YOU IN A BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION MODE?

WELL, WHATEVER IT IS KEEP IT UP AND IT WILL BE PAYING OFF VERY SHORTLY.
THINK ABOUT THIS, IF YOU STARTED EATING NO SUGAR WHEN I STARTED THIS CRAP. YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN OFF SUGAR FOR OVER A MONTH ALREADY.
FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT CHOSE TO DO NOTHING REGARDING YOUR DIET, YOU PROBABLY STAYED THE EXACT SAME, YES?

IF YOU ARE FEELING LIKE CRAP AND SELF PITTY THAT YOU DIDN’T DO THIS BECAUSE OF SOME LAME ASS EXCUSE, GOOD, YOU SHOULD FEEL LIKE CRAP. THIS IS SUGAR WE ARE TALKING ABOUT, IT’S NOT SOME KIND OF TRACTOR BEAM PULLING YOU TOWARDS IT EVERYDAY.
IT’S FOOD, THATS’ IT. JUST FOOD. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT “YOU” HAVE 100% OF CONTROL OVER, NO ONE ELSE BUT YOU.
I KNOW THE SUGAR INDUSTRY TRIES TO GLORIFY EATING SUGAR, EVEN THOUGH 10% OF THE U.S. POPULATION HAS DIABETES.
HMMM, THEY MAY NOT HAVE MY BEST INTEREST AT HEART!

PANDEMIC, YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT PANDEMIC? SUGAR HAS BEEN KILLING PEOPLE FOR

THIS FUCKING VIRUS NONSENSE HAD EVERYONE FLIPPING OUT RIGHT, BUT DIABETES, THAT KILLS ALMOST 1.5 MILLION HUMANS WORLDWIDE.
WHICH IS MORE THAN TWICE THE DEATHS OF COVID. DON’T WORRY ABOUT THAT, “I’LL NEVER GET DIABETES AND DIE, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT!
WELL, A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN DYING FROM COVID, AND THIS IS SOMETHING YOU HAVE TOTAL CONTROL OVER!

YES, TYPE 1 IS HEREDITARY BUT STILL IS BETTER STABILIZED WITH A LOW SUGAR DIET.

MAKE THIS A CHALLENGE TO YOURSELF. DON’T JUST IGNORE MY EMAILS EVERYDAY AND THINK IT’S GOING TO CHANGE.
SHIT AIN’T CHANGING, UNLESS YOUR LAZY ASS CHANGES IT.
TAKE THAT AS A CHALLENGE AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

DON’T LET FUCKIN BREAD OR PASTA COTROL YOU, YOU DON’T “HAVE” TO HAVE IT.

THIS IS SIMPLE, EAT:
MEAT
EGGS
FISH
VEGGIES
NUTS, SEEDS AND BERRIES
AND NO FUCKIN SUGAR.

THERE YOU HAVE IT, IT’S UP TO YOU NOW.
DO NOTHING AND GET NOTHING, OR DO SOMETHING TO CHANGE THE WAY YOU LOOK.
SOMETHING EVERYONE IS INTERESTED IN DOING.
IN TWO TO THREE MONTHS OF EATING WELL, YOU WILL HAVE ACCOMPLISHED WHAT I WOULD SAY 95% OF THE COUNTRY CAN’T DO.
THAT MEANS NOT PUTTING SUGAR INTO YOUR SYSTEM FOR TWO TO THREE MONTHS.
IS THAT POSSIBLE?

METCON:

RUN 800
20 SWINGS @70/55
20 BOX JUMPS @24/20
20 V-UP
5 ROUNDS FOR TIME

CROSSFIT SYOSSET/ TUESDAY, JULY 27TH

THIS IS FUCKIN AWESOME!
JUST BETWEEN SEAN AND LISA, THEY’VE DROPPED 85LBS IN SEVERAL MONTHS TIME!
HARRY IS GETTING IN CONTEST SHAPE AGAIN.
STEVE AMBRO ISN’T CHUBBY ANYMORE, THINGS ARE LOOKING UP!
SO BASICALLY IF YOU’RE EATING SUGAR, YOU BETTER SECONDS GUESS YOURSELF CAUSE EVERYONE IS ON THE “FUCK THE SUGAR” BANDWAGON.

IT’S NOT HARD, FIRST ORDER, GET RID OF ALL THE SUGAR IN YOUR HOUSE. IF YOU DON’T, THE BOOGEYMAN IS COMING TO TAKE IT.
DON’T CALL THE COPS, WHATEVER YOU DO, I’M JUST THERE FOR YOUR SUGAR.


WORKOUT:

100 REPS OF EACH
PUSH UPS
RING ROW/BARBELL ROW
10 X 10
NO REST KEEP FLIPPING OVER EITHER DOING PUSH UPS OR ROWS.

REST 5 MINUTES

4 X 3 MINUTE ROUNDS
3 MINUTES TO COMPLETE:
ROW 500 METERS
MAX REP WALL BALLS 20/14

CROSSFIT SYOSSET/ FRIDAY, JULY 23RD

WHO KEPT AWAT FROM THE SUGAR TODAY?
IF YOU DECIDED TO START EATING WELL, YOU WOULD BE 4 DAYS IN ALREADY!!
IT GOES SO FAST IF YOU JUST LET IT HAPPEN, INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU CAN’T EAT ANYMORE.
IF YOU’RE HAVING TROUBLE WITH THIS, TRY SAYING “NO”.
WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SUGAR CRAVINGS, SAY “NO” THEN GO WORKOUT OR SOMETHING.
WHEN IT’S THE WEEKEND AND YOU’RE HAVING TROUBLE CONTROLLING YOURSELF, INSTEAD OF EATING CRAP WHY NOT GO TO THE BEACH OR
GO SPIN, EVERYONE HAS A SPIN BIKE AT HOME RIGHT? WHEN YOU WANNA EAT SHIT, USE IT!
IT’S JUST FOOD, IT’S JUST THAT INSTANTANEOUS SATISFACTION OF SOMETHING SWEET TO SATISFY YOUR ADDICTION.
DON’T LET THAT HAPPEN, YOU CAN ACTUALLY CONTROL WHAT YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH.
JUST DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO AVOID YOUR CRAVINGS.
GET ALL THAT CRAP OUT OF YOUR HEAD ABOUT NUTRITION, HERE’S THE DEAL.
FORGET ABOUT SHIT FOOD FOR TWO MONTHS, DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. ALL YOU’RE GOING TO EAT IS HEALTHY SHIT, SO GET EVERY THING ELSE OUT OF YOUR HEAD.
I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT TWO MONTHS FROM NOW IS GOING TO HAPPEN REGARDLESS WHAT YOU DECIDE TO DO, SO WHY NOT TRY SOMETHING NEW?

LIFT:

5 X 5
DB BENCH PRESS
DEAD HANG PULL UP

METCON:

10 METER SPRINT EVERY MINUTE.
AT THE TOP OF EVERY MINUTE SPRINT 10 METERS, THEN ADD 10 METERS BACK AND FORTH EVERY
MINUTE AFTER.
YOUR SPRINTS ARE DONE WHEN YOU DON’T COMPLETE THE AMOUNT OF SPRINTS IN THE NUMBER OF MINUTES.
IF YOU ARE ON MINUTE 10 AND HAVE TO DO 10 SPRINTS BACK AND FORTH, AND YOU ONLY COMPLETE 9, YOU’RE DONE.



CROSSFIT SYOSSET/ THURSDAY, JULY 22ND

ANOTHER DAY STARTED, WHO STARTED THE DAY WITH EATING POORLY?
DID YOU EAT SUGAR THIS MORNING AND TOTALLY FUCKING IGNORE WHAT I SAY?
IS EATING SUGAR THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU? NO, IT’S NOT. IT’S A HABIT THAT IS EASY TO CHANGE.
JUST CHANGE YOUR FUCKING HABITS.
IT’S SIMPLE. MOST OF WHAT WE DO IS HABITUAL, WE’RE NO DIFFERENT THAN DOGS. (IF YOU ARE DIFFERENT WHY ARE YOU STUFFING YOUR FACE BECAUSE IT’S NIGHT TIME) I BET EVEN THE DOG ISN’T STUFFING HIS FACE AT NIGHT. BUT WHAT THE DOG DOES TO IS GOES TO THE FOOD BOWL EVERY MORNING LIKE YOU GO TO THE COOKIE CABINET EVERY NIGHT!
CHANGE THAT SHIT MAN!
TRAIN YOURSELF TO EAT WELL. WITH JUST A LITTLE BIT OF WILL POWER AND KNOWING HOW TO CHANGE YOUR
HABITS, IT’S NOT THAT DIFFICULT.
THINK ABOUT IT, “YOU CAN DO IT IF YOU WANT TO”, AM I CORRECT?

LOOK AT ME, I WAS A MISERABLE FUCK, NOW WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM NATURE AND A GOOD ASS WHIPPING I GAVE MYSELF, I’M A DIFFERENT PERSON. NOW I YELL AT YOU GUYS TO GET MY FRUSTRATION OUT! SEE, ANYONE CAN DO IT.

FIRST BE UPFRONT WITH YOURSELF AND SAY “I NEVER WANTED THIS BAD ENOUGH” AND NOW THAT’S GONNA CHANGE.
NOW, FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS THAT IS SIGNALING YOU TO EAT SHIT.
MOST OF YOU PROBABLY EAT CRAP AT NIGHT, YES? UNLESS YOU’RE SO FUCKED UP, YOU JUST EAT IT ALL DAY LONG CAUSE YOU’VE BEEN
GIVEN THE GIFT EATING CRAP AND NOT GAINING WEIGHT NO MATTER WHAT YOU EAT.
ANYWAYS, FIND OUT WHEN OR WHAT IT IS THAT IS CUIING YOU TO EAT CRAP.
ONCE YOU DO AND YOU BECOME AWARE OF IT, CHANGE IT. INSTEAD OF EATING COOKIES AFTER DINNER, GO FOR A WALK OR DO SOME CALISTHENICS. READ A BOOK OR GO FOR A BIKE RIDE, ANYTHING BUT STUFFING YOUR FACE BEFORE BED.
IT SEEMS SIMPLE BUT THAT’S IT, OVER TIME YOU WILL STOP EATING AT NIGHT (IF YOU HAVE ANY WILL POWER AT ALL) AND START WALKING AFTER DINNER.
THIS IS ANOTHER CHALLENGE, WHAT DO U DO WHEN YOUR CHALLENGED TO DO SOMETHING?
YOU IGNORE IT AND HOPE I’LL GO AWAY?
YOU JUST SAY “I CAN’T DO THAT, IT’S TOO HARD TO STOP EATING CRAP”?
DO YOU JUST SAY “EATING ISN’T THAT IMPORTANT, AT LEAST I WORKOUT”

WRITE YOUR SHIT DOWN. WRITE DOWN WHAT AND WHEN YOU’RE GOINT TO EAT AND WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO TRAIN.
THIS IS NOT UNLIKE EVERY OTHER THING YOU’VE DONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU’VE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. IT’S THE SAME FUCKING THING.
JUST MAKE A PLAN AND STICK TO IT.

CONSISTENCY, CONSISTENCY, CONSISTENCY!!! REMEMBER, EVERY NIGHT THAT PASSES AND YOU SAY “I’LL START TOMORROW”, IS ANOTHER DAY YOU FUCKED UP.
DON’T SAY THAT FOR 60 DAYS, HOW ABOUT THAT.

THAT’S FUCKIN BULLSHIT! THIS IS ME CHALLENGING YOU TO EAT WELL, YES, THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN I SAY TO YOU, “I BET YOU CAN’T CONTROL YOURSELF AND EAT WELL FOR 2 MONTHS OUT OF YOUR LIFE”.
WHAT DOES THAT DO TO YOU, ANYTHING? CAUSE IF IT DOESN’T, THAN DON’T EVEN BOTHER TRYING TO CHANGE ANYTHING.

YOU WOULD THINK BY NOW, BEING THAT ALL I TALK ABOUT IS DIETING THAT IT WOULD HAVE SUNK IN ALREADY.

YOU WANT TO LOOK AWESOME? EAT WELL ALL THE TIME, ALL THE TIME. NO EXCUSES.
JUST TRY IT FOR TWO MONTHS, NO SHIT FOR TWO MONTHS. I GUARANTEE YOU WON’T DIE.

YOU CAN CHOOSE TO CONTROL YOUR BEHAVIOR AND EAT HEALTHY, OR… YOU CAN CHOOSE TO LET THE MAJOR FOOD COMPANIES CONTROL YOUR BEHAVIOR BY EXPLOITING
YOUR INSECURITIES. YOUR CHOICE.

LIFT:

5 SETS OF [3- POSITION SNATCH]
FOR TECHNIQUE PURPOSES:
*HANG SNATCH (MID THIGH)
*HANG SNATCH (JUST BELOW THE KNEE)
*SNATCH
WEIGHT IS LIGHT, WORKING ON SPEED AND PULL UNDER THE BAR.
2 MIN REST BETWEEN EACH SET.

METCON:

3 ROUNDS
RUN 400
30 BOX JUMPS 24/20
30 WALL BALL 20/14









CROSSFIT SYOSSET/ WEDNESDAY, JULY 21ST

DID ANYONE START EATING WELL TODAY?
CONSISTENCY, COSISTENCY, CONSISTENCY!!!
IT’S TWO MONTHS OUT OF YOUR LIFE, LOU IS LIKE 100 YEARS OLD. TWO MONTHS IS NOTHING!
C’MON MAN STICK TO IT FOR TWO MONTHS. MAKE THE DECISION AND STICK TO IT.
GIVE YOURSELF A GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO DO THIS FOR TWO MONTHS, IF NOT FOR ANY OTHER REASON
THAN TO LOOK FUCKIN AWESOME!
YOU CAN DO THIS, JUST MAKE THE DECISION TOO.

SKILL:

DOUBLE UNDER PRACTICE

WORK ON DOUBLE’S FOR 10 MINUTES

METCON:

5 X 4 MINUTE ROUNDS
ROW 500 M
10 DEADLIFTS @275/185
5 HANDSTAND PUSH UPS
SPRINT THROUGH THE ROUND AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.
PAY ATTENTION TO THE DEADLIFTS, DON’T SPEED THROUGH THEM.

CROSSFIT SYOSSET/ TUESDAY, JULY 20TH

SEEMS WHEN I BOMBARD EVERYONE WITH THE EMAILS REGARDING NUTRITION AND SUGAR, SOME OF US
ACTUALLY MAKE A CHANGE. USUALLY AFTER READING OVER AND OVER IT FINALLY STARTS TAKING EFFECT.
SO, HERE’S WHAT WE’RE GOING TO DO.
I’M GOING TO CHALLENGE YOU TO CHANGING YOUR EATING HABITS AND YOUR LIFESTYLE FOR 2 MONTHS.
WE CAN WAIT TO START TILL AUGUST, WHICH SOME OF YOU MAY BE SAYING TO YOURSELF.
YES, WE CAN. WE CAN ALSO IGNORE THIS EMAIL AS PER USUAL AND KEEP DOING WHAT YOU’RE DOING WHICH WILL LEAD TO…
THE RESULTS YOU DON’T WANT.

EATING WELL IS A 24 HOUR A DAY COMMITMENT. YOU MAY THINK YOU’RE EATING WELL, BECAUSE YOU HAD OATMEAL FOR BREAKFAST, A SALAD FOR LUNCH AND CHICKEN AND VEGGIES FOR DINNER, YA KNOW, JUST A HANDFUL OF CHOCOLATES BEFORE BED. BUT, YOU’RE NOT. IF YOU WANT TO DROP WEIGHT AND LOOK GREAT, YOU HAVE TO EAT WELL ALL THE TIME. THERE’S NO… “I’LL START TOMORROW, THERE’S NO… “I’LL JUST HAVE THIS ONE BAGEL OR SLICE OF PIZZA”. IT DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT.

WHEN YOU GO FOR A JOB INTERVIEW, DO YOU ONLY BEHAVE LIKE AN ADULT 70% OF THE TIME AND THE OTHER 30% YOU ACT LIKE A FUCKIN MORON?

WHEN YOU DRIVE YOUR CAR, DO YOU ONLY LOOK AT THE ROAD 50% OF THE TIME AND THE OTHER 50% YOU SPEND POUNDING BEERS?
WAIT, WHAT? WELL, WHATEVER IT DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT EITHER.
100% OF YOUR DEDICATION IS WHAT IT TAKES.
JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER IMPORTANT THING THAT YOU HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF AND CONQUERED.

YOU WANT TO KNOW THE SECRET BETWEEN THE PEOPLE IN THE MAGAZINES AND YOU, I’M SURE YOU’VE ALL THOUGHT ABOUT
IT RIGHT? HOW DO THEY LOOK LIKE THAT? WHY CAN’T I DO THAT?
ONE OF MY TRAINING PARTNERS WAS NICOLE BASS, DON’T LOOK HER UP… JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
ANYWAYS, SHE WAS AN IFBB PRO BODYBUILDER. BEFORE I REALIZED WHAT IT WAS I WAS SHOCKED TO WHEN I FOUND OUT.
HERE’S THE DIFFERENCE. “IF SOMEONE IS RIPPED, THEY EAT WELL ALL THE TIME”
THAT’S THE SECRET, EVERY TIME YOU SAY, “I’LL HAVE THE COOKIES TONIGHT AND I’LL START EATING WELL TOMORROW”, OR EVEN
“I’LL JUST HAVE A LITTLE CREAMER IN MY COFFEE”
YEAH, THAT DOESN’T EXIST TO SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO LOOK WELL AND BE HEALTHY.

THERE YOU HAVE IT, THE SECRET TO LOOKING LIKE A SCULPTURE.
IF YOU ARE SITTING THERE SAYING, “THAT’S BULLSHIT, I EAT WELL. CAN YOU HONESTLY SAY YOU GIVE 100% TO YOUR NUTRITION?
CAUSE UNLESS YOUR GIFTED OR A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE IT AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN.

FOR TWO MONTHS, CHANGE YOUR EATING HABITS. PICK SOMETHING AND STICK WITH IT, CONSISTENCY!!!!
ANYTHING, PALEO, KETO, WEIGHT WATCHERS, FASTING, ETC…
PICK WHAT WORKS BEST FOR YOU… (FASTING AND NO SUGAR) WHATEVER YOU FIND WILL BE THE EASIEST TO ATTAIN YOUR GOAL, DO IT.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE YOUR VALUABLE TIME TO COME TO THE GYM, MAKE IT WORTH IT.
GET YOUR MIND STRAIGHT, YOU COME TO THE GYM TO WORK HARD TO BECOME MORE HEALTHY AND FIT. SO, GET YOURSELF IN THE RIGHT MINDSET.

EVERYONE TAKE PICTURES OF THEMSELVES IN THEIR UNDERWEAR OR SHORTS, BIKINI WHATEVER YOU WANT. JUST MAKE SURE YOU CAN SEE YOUR WHOLE BODY.
THEN IN TWO MONTHS FROM NOW WE’RE GONNA HAVE A GET TOGETHER AND EVERYONE IS GOING TO BRING THEIR BEFORE AND AFTER PICS.
TO PROVE THIS, WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A POOL PARTY AND EVERYONE HAS TO SHOW UP IN THEIR SWIMMING TRUNKS.

THIS IS A FUCKING CHALLENGE FROM ME TO YOU.
START EATING WELL AND CHANGING YOUR LIFESTYLE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
FOR TWO MONTHS, NO FUCKING EXCUSES.
HERE’S THE DEAL… YOU CAN IMPRESS THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF ME AND EARN THE RESPECT YOUR DESERVE FROM YOURSELF BY FACING THIS CHALLENGE HEAD ON LIKE A FUCKING GRIZZLY. OR, YOU CAN ACCEPT WHAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY DOING AND NOT ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE.

DON’T TELL ME WHO’S DOING WHAT, I DON’T WANT TO KNOW. I WANT TO SEE IT FOR MY OWN EYES.
DON’T BE TELLIN ME YOU LOST 5 LBS. I’LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU LOST 5LBS.
YOU CAN MAKE A DECISION TO TAKE THIS CHALLENGE SERIOUSLY FOR TWO MONTHS OF YOUR LIFE, ONLY TWO MONTHS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
SEE IF YOU ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO DO THIS.

DO NOT TELL ME WHY YOU CAN’T DO THIS, JUST DON’T TELL ME ANYTHING AT ALL.

THIS IS YOUR FUCKIN LIFE, ANYONE OR ANYTHING CONTROLLING YOU AT THIS MOMENT IS DONE IF YOU SAY IT IS.
YOU CHOOSE…

SKILL:

MUSCLE UPS
30 REPS FOR TIME.
IF YOU CAN’T DO MUSCLE UPS, DO WHAT YOU CAN’T FOR 30 REPS.
YOU’LL SEE PEOPLE DOING 1 MUSCLE UP AT A TIME. THAT’S FINE, THEN YOU DO ONE CHEST TO BAR OR ONE CHIN OVER BAR PULL UP, OR ONE RING ROW.
JUST DO NOT MAKE THIS EASY. THE ONLY “EASY” SHOULD BE IF SOMEONE CAN BANG OUT MUSCLE UPS, 30 IN A ROW.
THEN I APPLAUD EASY.
FOR EVERYONE ELSE, IF YOU CAN DO ONE MUSCLE UP, I EXPECT YOU TO GET 30.
IF YOU CAN DO ONE CHEST TO BAR, GET 30. IF YOU CAN GET ONE PULL UP WITH A SKINNY BAND AND YOU ALWASY YOU THE THICK ONE, GET 30!
GET IT?

METCON:

100 BURPEES FOR TIME
THERE’S NOT TARGET TO JUMP TOO, YOU SIMPLY HAVE TO DO A FULL RANGE OF MOTION BURPEE 100 TIMES.
IF ANYONE DOESN’T COMPLETE FULL RANGE OF MOTION, EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO START OVER FROM 1.
THIS DOESN’T SEEM TO DIFFICULT RIGHT? YOU JUST HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY DOWN AND JUMP AT THE TOP WITH YOUR HIPS, KNEES AND ANKLES
EXTENDED. WE CAN DO THIS RIGHT?

CROSSFIT SYOSSET/ MONDAY, JULY 19TH

OK, MAYBE THE NO SUGAR THING IS A LITTLE TOO MUCH?
LISTEN, IT TAKES CONSISTENCY. ANYTHING YOU DO IS GOING TO WORK, JUST BE CONSISTENT WITH IT.
YES, THERE’S DIFFERENT BENEFITS THAT COME WITH DIFFERENT TYPES OF DIETS BUT IN THE END IF YOU ARE
LOOKING TO MAKE A CHANGE. YOU HAVE TO BE CONSISTENT WITH YOUR EATING, THIS IS THE ONLY
THING THAT WILL MAKE YOU SEE DRAMATIC CHANGES.
WHEN YOU “EAT AT NIGHT” AND SAY, I’LL START TOMORROW. THAT DOESN’T WORK.
IF YOU ARE SERIOUS, YOU DON’T SAY THINGS LIKE “I’LL START TOMORROW”.
JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IN LIFE, IF YOU WANT IT BAD ENOUGH, YOU’LL NEVER FIND AN EXCUSE.
BUT WHEN YOU’RE NOT CERTAIN ABOUT IT, EXCUSES ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE.


LIFT:

BACK SQUAT
10 X 10 @55-60%
COMPLETE THIS WITH A PARTNER, THERE IS NO REST OTHER THAN WHEN YOUR PARTNER
IS SQUATTING. SOMEONE MUST ALWAYS BE SQUATTING.

METCON:

3 ROUNDS
30 SWINGS 70/55
30 GHD SIT UPS
30 KB PUSH PRESS 45/26

CROSSFIT SYOSSET/ FRIDAY, JULY 15TH

LIFT:
5 X 8 REPS FOR THE BENCH AND 12 FOR THE PULLOVERS
BENCH PRESS
SUPERSET WITH DUMBBELL PULLOVERS
REST 2 MIN BETWEEN SETS
THE WEIGHT SHOULD BE HITTING FAILURE AROUND THE 3RD SET FOR EACH BENCH AND PULLOVER

METCON:
1 CLEAN AND 2 KNEES TO ELBOW (CLEAN WEIGHT SHOULD BE ROUGHLY 60-65% OF YOUR MAX WEIGHT.)
EVERY 75 SECONDS FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN TILL
YOU CAN’T COMPLETE THE NUMBER OF REPS FOR THAT ROUND.
LET’S SAY YOU ARE ON THE 9TH ROUND AND YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO
9 CLEANS AND 18 KNEES TO ELBOWS… AND YOU ONLY FINISH 9 CLEANS AND 13 K2E, YOU’RE DONE!
SO MOVE YOUR ASS QUICKLY BUT DELIBERATELY.
KEEP MOVING THROUGH THE 75 SECOND ROUNDS TILL YOU CAN’T MAKE THE REPS.



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