Just when all this crap started to melt we get smacked in the face with another storm.
Just cause you’re stuck at home don’t go stuffin your face with shit the whole night. You don’t want to wake up tomorrow morning feeling like a fuckin slob from overeating. All that’s gonna do is give you more of a chance to pull a muscle, strain your back from the inflammatory foods or even worse, crap your pants while you’re shoveling. No one wants to shovel for hours with shit in their pants.
Eat something healthy tonight! Actually, don’t eat anything, I fear once you start eating you’re gonna go nuts and raid the cupboard till there’s nothing left but wrappers and empty boxes of cereal. So, starve yourself tonight. You’re probably not even hungry, you’re just eating cause you’re in the house watching TV.
Don’t make a mess of yourself. Don’t put yourself in the position to feel like guilty for another nonstop eating marathon.
As a matter of fact, do the exact opposite from what the news stations say to do and get rid of all the food in your house now so you’re not tempted at a weak moment later. News stations with their stupid advice. I saw they were at the shoprite in Plainview earlier today asking a woman what she bought in the grocery store.
Who the fuck cares what anyone bought at the grocery store!
She’s probably gonna lie about what she bought anyway, who’s gonna say, I bought Cupcakes, Funny Bones, Doritos, and 7 bottles of Pepsi, I’m all stocked up for one day. So stupid. They say stay off the roads so they can plow, why, is that gonna make a difference keeping the roads cleared? They did such a shitty job last time.
Whatever, just don’t eat till Wednesday.
See you on Tuesday