I KNOW IT’S UNCOMFORTABLE HAVING TO STAY AWAY FROM EACH OTHER WITHOUT SOMEONE MAKING IT ACCEPTABLE, SO HERE I AM TO MAKE IT ACCEPTABLE.
WHEN YOU COME IN TO THE GYM FROM NOW TILL THIS THING IS DONE, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM EVERYONE.
NO FIST BUMPING, NO HANDSHAKES, NO HUGS, NO ELBOW BUMPING, I AM SAYING NOW IT IS IMPLIED THAT WHEN WE LOOK AT EACH OTHER WE ARE SAYING “HELLO, HOW ARE YOU”.
DO NOT GO WITHIN 6 FT OF EACH OTHER WHEN YOU ARE IN THE GYM, THIS DOESN’T MEAN I DON’T LIKE YOU IF I DON’T GO NEAR YOU, OR DOES IT! AHA, NOW YOU WILL NEVER NOW!
SO, IF YOU ARE IN THE GYM (AND YOU SHOULD ONLY BE THERE IF YOU FEEL 100% HEALTHY) DO NOT GO NEAR ANYONE ELSE, IF SOMEONE IS SITTING DOWN SIT SOMEWHERE ELSE.
DO NOT GO NEAR EACH OTHER.
WE GOT THIS? PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE THIS REQUEST AND PLEASE DO NOT FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO SHAKE SOMEONES HAND.
WE CAN MAKE THIS A WONDERFUL, LOVING PLACE IF WE JUST IGNORE EACH OTHER AND IGNORE THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE!