Chris Isernio

We’ll be open for 4:30 and 5:30 tonight.
Who’s gonna sit at home being a fat ass and who’s going to show up?

Warm up:
2 Rounds with empty barbell
5 Deadlift
5 Tall muscle clean
5 Front squat
5 Elbow Punches
5 Good mornings
5 Tall clean

10 Min EMOM
10 Swings

5 Rounds
15/12 Cal Bike
7 Power Clean @135/95
12 Wall Ball
1 min rest

Gyms closed for the morning
Keep ya posted about the afternoon

Warm up:
2 sets:
Hip Airplane x 10
Single Leg RDL w/ KB x 10
Cat-Cow x 10
Bird Dog x 10
Side Plank clamshell x 10
Dead bug x 10
Single leg glute bridge x 10

Deadlift
5 x 3 @85%

12 Min EMOM with :20 rest between Exercises
Row
Sled Push
Ski
Farmers Carry 70/44
Bike
Single DB Walking Lunges 50/35
Row
Man Makers 35/20
Ski
Burpee
Bike
DB Snatch 50/35

Row 1K

10 Minute EMOM
10 Swings
:10 Plank

4 Rounds for Reps
1 Minute Wall Ball Shots @20/14
1 Minute Hang Power Clean @75/55
1 Minute Box Jumps @20″
1 Minute Push Press @75/55
1 Minute Row for Calories
1 Minute Rest

Warm up:
Bike for 3 Minutes
2 Rounds
5 Inchworm
10 I’s, Y’s, T’s and prone arm raise
10 Banded Face Pulls
10 Banded Pull-Aparts

10 Minute EMOM
10 Swings

Bench Press
5 x 4 @80%

10-10-10
Dips
Barbell Curl

30-20-10
DB Step Overs @50/35
T2B

Warm up:
2 Rounds with empty barbell
5 Deadlift
5 Tall muscle clean
5 Front squat
5 Elbow Punches
5 Good mornings
5 Tall clean

10 Min EMOM
10 Swings

Power Clean
3 Reps Every :60 for (5) sets
Thruster
1 Rep Every :60 for (5) sets

Row 500 Meters
50 Burpee Over Rower
Row 500 Meters

Warm Up:
Bike 5 minutes
Deep Squat 1 minute
10 Goblet Squat :05 descent
10 Single Leg RDL
Leg Swings

10 Minute EMOM
10 Swings As Heavy As Possible
:10 Plank (pull your elbows to your toes and your toes to your elbows!!)

Back Squat
5 x 4 @80%

15 Min EMOM
4 Pull up
10 Push up
10 Air Squat

Warm up:
2 sets:
Hip Airplane x 10
Single Leg RDL w/ KB x 10
Cat-Cow x 10
Bird Dog x 10
Side Plank clamshell x 10
Dead bug x 10
Single leg glute bridge x 10

Strength:
10 Min EMOM
10 Swings 53/35

Metcon:
Every 3 minutes (7) sets
8 Deadlifts @225/155
15 Wall Ball
6 Toes 2 Bar
Try the whole workout breathing through your nose.
If it gets a little hairy, breathe through your nose during the rest period and through your mouth when necessary.

Warm up:
Bike for 3 minutes
1 min Deep Squat
Arm Circles
Leg Swings
PVC Pass throughs

39 Min EMOM
1. Bike for Cals
2. Row for Cals
3. Ski for Cals
4. Rest
Choose your Caloric Goal for each exercise before you start or after the first round based on your performance, and try to reach that goal for each round.
Elite = 20/15 Cals
Intermediate = 16/12
Slow Poke = 12/9

Warm up:
Bike for 3 Minutes
2 Rounds
5 Inchworm
10 I’s, Y’s, T’s and prone arm raise
10 Banded Face Pulls
10 Banded Pull-Aparts

10 Minute EMOM
10 Swings As Heavy As Possible
:10 Plank (pull your elbows to your toes and your toes to your elbows!!)

Strength:
Every 2:30
Bench Press
5 x 6 @70%
Superset with Barbell Curl

Metcon:
5 Rounds
Single Arm DB Front Foot Elevated Lunge @55/40 x 12 (6 ea. leg)
DB Goblet Squat @55/40 x 8-10
Weighted Bar or Bench Dips x 6-8
DB side Laterals x 10-12
Shoulder Press x 8-10

Now ya got Dumbass people pushing back on the new dietary guidelines issued by the current administration.
How much hatred or stupidity does one have to posses to argue their case that eating ultra-processed foods should be the staple in everyone’s diet?
Is everyone on the payroll of the big food companies?
What these fuckin people have done to society is absolutely terrible.
For financial gain, they manipulated children into consuming their products and ultimately becoming addicted to them.
Exploiting people who are uneducated about nutrition and disregarding their health for the almighty dollar, knowingly selling ultra-processed garbage that fuels obesity, diabetes, and chronic disease is fucking disgraceful.
Yet, there is no punishment for any of this behavior.
How can anyone argue this?
Is it really over politics? Cause if it is they are just as guilty as the companies pushing their shit on us.