CROSSFIT SYOSSET

HOW’S THE FIGHT AGAINST SUGAR GOING?

IT CAN BE DIFFICULT AT TIMES, ESPECIALLY DURING THE WEEKEND. BUT I HEAR WHEN TIMES ARE DIFFICULT
A PERSONS TRUE CHARACTER COMES OUT.

MAYBE THAT’S WHY IT’S SO DIFFICULT TO EAT WELL?

IF YOU ARE AN OLD FUCK LIKE MYSELF, OR EVEN WORSE, AN OLDER FUCK. YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN A CHILD DURING THE WHOLE
“FAT FREE CRAZE” THAT STARTED IN THE 80’S, MUCH LIKE IT’S EARLIER PREDECESSOR, “THE FAST FOOD CRAZE”.
THE “FAT FREE CRAZE” BROUGHT ON THE HIGH PRODUCTION OF PROCESSED FOODS.

BEFORE THESE TWO DIABOLICAL SCHEMES WERE SET IN MOTION TO TAKE OUR MONEY AND POISON OUR SYSTEMS, ALL THESE ALLERGIES
WITH YOUNG KIDS TODAY WAS NOT A THING. NOT UNTIL YEARS OF PROCESSED FOODS AND REFINED SUGAR HAS HAD ON SOME OF OUR BODIES, IS IT NOW TAKING EFFECT.
(I’M NOT ACCUSING ANYONE OF POISONING THEIR CHILDREN) BUT IT KINDA DIDN’T HELP.

THIS SHIT IS BAD NEWS PEEPS!

THIS IS NOT JUST ABOUT LOOKING AMAZING, THIS IS YOUR HEALTH.
KEEP EATING SHIT AND I WON’T BE THE ONLY MOTHER FUCKER LYING IN A HOSPITAL BED!

IT CREEPS UP ON YA SLOWLY… MAYBE YA START WITH A LITTLE POUCH OVER YOUR BATHING SUIT RIGHT?

AND YOU SAY “AH, I STILL LOOK GREAT HUNNY RIGHT?
AND YOUR WIFE’S LIKE… “NOT REALLY BUT, OK.

THEN YEAR’S LATER AND THREE TENTS LARGER (I STOP CALLING THEM BATHING SUITS AFTER A CERTAIN SIZE).
YOU’RE STILL TRYING TO CONVINCE YOURSELF YOU DON’T LOOK THAT BAD, RIGHT, CAUSE YOU DON’T LOOK AS FAT AS THE FAT NEIGHBOR DOWN THE BLOCK.

BUT MAYBE YOU TRY AND LIFT SOME WEIGHTS CAUSE THAT’LL
BURN A LOT OF FAT WHILE YOU’RE STILL STUFFING YOUR FACE EVERY NIGHT, RIGHT.

YEP, NOW THAT YOU’RE WORKING OUT, YOU CAN EAT EVEN MORE RIGHT.

TILL ONE DAY, YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
YOU’RE 18 SIZES LARGER THAN WHEN YOU WERE 18 YEARS OLD.
YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE IS THROUGH THE ROOF, YOU’RE CHOLESTEROL IS A BIT ON THE HIGH SIDE, YOU FEEL LIKE CRAP EVERYDAY,
YOU’RE DR IS BEGGIN YOU TO START EATING HEALTHY AND YOU JUST KEEP GOING, STROLLING THROUGH CANDY FUCKIN LAND EATING UP
EVERYTHING IN SITE!

AND THEN…

IT’S YOU’RE CHOICE…

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