IT’S ME AGAIN.
I HEARD THE BEST EXCUSE FOR HAVING SUGAR IN THE HOUSE TODAY, THIS TIME I WILL NOT SAY WHO IT IS AT ALL … BRUCE.
I MEAN I’VE HEARD IT 1,000 TIMES BUT EACH TIME I CHUCKLE INSIDE, BRUCE.
MAYBE I AM PERCEIVING THIS WRONG, AS YOU KNOW I DON’T HAVE THE MOST RATIONAL THOUGHTS.
SO LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I HEARD.
I HEARD, CHRIS I STOPPED EATING SUGAR BUT I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT MY KIDS.
AM I WRONG?
I APOLOGIZE NOW IF I AM, BUT … I’M NOT.
LET ME GET THIS ONE STRAIGHT.
YOU WILL STOP EATING SUGAR YOURSELF BUT YOU NEED SUGAR IN THE HOUSE FOR YOUR KIDS TOO EAT, SO THEY CAN BE UNHEALTHY?
C’MON! IS THIS ONE REALLY “ME”!
I’LL BUDGE A LITTLE HERE AND THERE BUT NOT THIS, THIS IS EVEN MORE NUTS THAN ME!
NEXT TIME SOMEONE USES THEIR CHILDREN AS AN EXCUSE TO EAT SUGAR, I’M CALLING CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES, AND I’M GONNA POKE YOU IN THE EYE WITH MY PINKIE TOE!
LISTEN, EVERYTHING OTHER THAN DOING IT IS AN EXCUSE.
METCON:
YOUR LEGS STILL HURT?
GOOD, TRY AND PLOW THROUGH THIS ONE.
