Chris Isernio

Workout:

4 Rounds
20 Reps for each Exercise
(There is no time component. Finish all 20 reps before moving on)

Wall Ball 20/14
Sumo Deadlift High Pull 75/55
Box Jump 20″
Push Press 75/55
Ski Erg (Calories)
Rest 1 minute

Going to be nice out again, two days in a row! We’re on a roll.
Let’s Run again! Does is suck for the morning people when it’s 30 degrees outside?
Tonight’s supposed to only go down to 45, so you’ll be good.

Workout:

5 Rounds
Run 400
30 Box Jumps @24/20
20 Overhead Squats @85/55
10 Pull ups

With this beautiful weather we are having this would be a perfect time to start running!

Workout:

7 Rounds

Run 400 Meters
15 Devil’s Presses 50/30 lb
7 Toes To Bar

How’s your training going? I’m sure you have all been injured at one point right?
Unless you’re a lazy bastard that enjoys sitting on the couch and doing nothing, it is terrible not being able to train.
Make sure you enjoy it, don’t take it for granted.
Make the most of your workouts, even if it means doing double unders!
Now that everyone has mastered them, let’s put your practice to good use!

Workout:

40 Double Unders
2 Power Cleans @155/105
12 HandStand Push Ups

40 Double Unders
4 Power Cleans
10 HandStand Push Ups

40 Double Unders
6 Power Cleans
8 HSPU

40 Double Unders
8 Power Cleans
6 HSPU

40 Double Unders
10 Power Cleans
4 HSPU

40 Double Unders
12 Power Cleans
2 HSPU

Rest 2 Minutes

2 Rounds 30 sec rest between Planks
1 min Plank
1 min Right side Plank
1 min Left side Plank

I’ll be returning soon, probably this week or next.
I’m sure you’re all wondering how I’m doing, or maybe not. Whatever the case maybe, please do not ask me how I’m feeling.
I know you are asking with the best intentions so no need to ask.
I feel pretty much the same as I did before the surgery, only now I can’t workout so I’m a fat bastard who cant move. Bringing it up to me will only fuel my anger, so let’s just leave it at that.
Let’s talk about happy shit. Unless there’s no happy shit going on, then let’s talk about shitty shit, just not my shitty shit.
What about everyone’s diet! We can talk about that, or will discussing your diet make me more up upset than talking about my shitty shit?
If that’s the case then just ask me how I’m feeling and we can be pissed off together.
I would love to hear that everyone has mastered their double unders!!! Or would that be a lie? If that’s the case then maybe
everyone just lie to me, tell me you’ve been eating perfectly and practicing your double unders!
I’ll see you soon!

Workout:

Row 2,000 meters
100 KB Snatch @55/35 (alternate arms every 10 reps) Do Not continue unless you are able to complete each rep with perfect form and technique. Do complete each rep with 100% effort. Throwing the Kettlebell around haphazardly, which inadvertently means the Kettlebell is throwing you around will lead to injury, so don’t do it.
Row 2,000 meters

Workout:

25 minute Amrap

5 Pull ups
10 Push ups
15 Air Squats
20 Crunches
Focus on performing every movement correctly with full range of motion for each rep.
If you have trouble completing full range then modify the movement, just do the workout properly, you’ll feel it much more
the next couple of days if you do.

Workout:

3 Rounds
Shoulder Press 135/95
Push Press
Push Jerk
Each movement till failure, no rest between movements, weight stays the same.
Rest as needed between rounds

Then …

6 Rounds
25 Double Unders
15 Swings @70/45
5 Pull ups

Workout:

Bike 30 seconds on/ 30 seconds off
As many calories as possible in 8 rounds

Rest 3 Minutes

50-40-30-20-10
Double under
25-20-15-10-5
Toes to Bar

Then …
1 min Plank
1 min Right Side Plank
1 min Left Side Plank
2 Rounds

Workout:

Row 1,000 meters
Then …
30-20-10
Back Squat Bodyweight
Bench Press Bodyweight
Strict Pull Up
Modify the weight as needed

The last post was November 9th, the day before this nightmare took place.
You may notice a slight change in my wording this time around, not grammar wise that is always horrible.
Although my phone updated itself and since then the phone fixes all my grammar issues, kinda like Nick would do.
I’m not going to bring up nutrition, i figure in the last 12 weeks you have gotten that issue under control.
Myself, I never realized how much less nutrition you need when you don’t move a muscle on your body for 2 months.
I keep saying I’ll be returning soon but when you feel physically threatened by the Golden Girls, it’s hard to go out of the house.
So, once i feel like I can hold my own in a fight with 90 year old blind woman who has two broken hips, I’ll return to society.
Until then I’ll send my best wishes and the wods.

I’m going to assume you are all in fantastic shape, which to me means being able to … move.
So here, do this wod in under 30 minutes but ya know, correctly.

100 reps of each movement
Walking Lunges
Push Ups
Hang Power Snatch @75/35lbs (please pay attention to you form)
Burpees
Double unders (I know you must all have them by now just as a courtesy to me?)