Chris Isernio

CROSSFIT SYOSSET/ MONDAY, JUNE 28TH

***GYM IS CLOSED TODAY FROM 5PM TILL 8PM TONIGHT.***

LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN GUY!

THIS IS FUCKIN CRAZY! LOOK AT THAT FUCKING BELLY!!!
SEAN HAS BEEN A FAT MESS FOR YEARS, WAKING UP EVERYDAY LOOKIN IN THE MIRROR IN DISSAPOINTMENT, UGH!
THEN, 48 DAYS AGO SEAN ACTUALLY DECIDED TO CHANGE THE WAY HE LOOKS. INSTEAD OF DOING HALF THE WORK IN THE GYM, THEN GOING HOME AND STUFFING HIS FACE BECAUSE OF THE GREAT WORKOUT HE HAD. SEAN DECIDED TO MAKE A REAL CHANGE IN HIS LIFE.
HE REALIZED NO MATTER HOW HARD HE WORKS OUT, NOTHING IS GOING TO CHANGE THE WAY HE LOOKS LIKE EATING WELL.
EATING WELL IS A TRAINING MODALITY OF IT’S OWN, EATING WELL IS NOT SAYING, “I JUST WORKED OUT HARD SO I CAN EAT A ROAST BEEF HERO!”
THIS IS NOT HOW IT WORKS, IT TAKES DEDICATION TO YOUR DECISION TO EAT WELL AND BE HEALTHIER.
LOOKING AND FEELING HEALTHY IS NOT EATING WELL FOR A COUPLE DAYS AND THEN USING THE OLD, I HAVE TO GO OUT TO EAT WITH SOME FRIENDS, WHAT AM I GONNA DO, NOT EAT?
MAKE ALL THE FUCKIN EXCUSES YOU WANT TO EAT SHIT, WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL WELL.
BUT WHAT ABOUT NOT LETTING YOUR TASTE BUDS OR YOUR ADDICTION TO SUGAR CONTROL WHO YOU ARE.
IT’S YOUR FUCKING BODY, YOUR BODY DOSEN’T BELONG TO A BUNCH OF LAME ASS EXCUSES THAT PREVENT YOU FROM BEING WHO YOU WANT TO BE.

NOW, SEAN LOOKS IN THE MIRROR AND SAYS… “HOLY SHIT, I LOOK FUCKING GREAT!”
SEAN DOESN’T WALK AROUND ANYMORE WORRIED ABOUT HIS BELLY GETTING IN THE WAY OF EVERYDAY ACTIVITIES!
SEAN IS ENJOYING HIS HEALTH NOW, HE’S ABLE TO LIVE LIFE EASIER THAN WHEN HE WAS A MESS.
YOU CAN CHOOSE TO EMULATE WHAT SEAN DID… OR NOT.

IT’S FUCKING SUGAR!!!!!!
STOP EATING THE FUCKING SUGAR!!!!!
I’D RATHER YOU SMOKE CRANK INSTEAD OF SUGAR!!! AS A MATTER OF FACT… ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN SCORE SOME

CONGRATULATIONS DUDE, YOU LOOK FUCKIN AWESOME!
YOU DID SOMETHING MOST OF THE POPULATION HAS A HARD TIME WITH, YOU SHOULD FEEL LIKE A FUCKING CHAMP.

THIS EMAIL IS TO SHOW EVERYONE THAT WITH A REASON TO STOP EATING SHIT AND A REAL DECISION TO CHANGE HIS LIFE, ANYONE CAN DO IT.
THIS EMAIL IS NOT TO MAKE ANYONE FEEL A CERTAIN WAY OTHER THAN TO PROVE TO YOU ANYONE CAN DO IT.
JUST FUCKING DO IT!

LIFT:

BACK SQUAT
20 REPS
STOP ASKING ME HOW MANY WEEKS, JUST PUT THE WEIGHT ON THE BAR AND FUCKING LIFT IT.
I’LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN YOU’RE DONE.

METCON:

3 ROUNDS
RUN 800 (YES, WE’RE RUNNING AGAIN)
21 STONE CLEAN AND THRUSTER
21 TOES TO BAR
RUN 400
15 STONE CLEAN AND THRUSTER
15 T2B
RUN 800
9 STONE CLEAN AND THRUSTER
9 T2B






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CROSSFIT SYOSSET/ MONDAY, JUNE 14TH

LISTEN TO THIS, MY MOTHER IS A NURSE AT WINTHROP HOSPITAL.
SHE WORKS WITH A NURSE WHO WAS 240LBS WITH TYPE 2 DIABETES.
THIS WOMAN’S DR. SAYS YOU NEED TO EAT KETO FOR THE WEIGHT LOSS.
SO SHE ACTUALLY LISTENS! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
SHE EATS KETO FOR 1 YEAR, LOSES 120 LBS AND NOW HAS NO SIGN OF TYPE 2 DIABETES, LET ALONE ANY
PROBLEM WITH HER BLOOD SUGAR LEVELS.

IS THAT FUCKING INCREDIBLE!
NOW, KNOWING WHAT YOU KNOW NOW. KNOWING THAT SUGAR HAS THREATENED THIS WOMANS’ LIFE, AND SHE WAS ABLE TO BEAT HER DISEASE JUST BY RIDDING SUGAR FROM HER SYSTEM.
THIS IS A FACT. THIS WOMAN, AMONGST OTHER CANCER PATIENTS MY MOTHER TREATS THAT HAVE CHANGED THEIR LIVES DRAMATICALLY BY NEVER EATING SUGAR AGAIN.
CANCER, THESE PEOPLE HAVE BEATEN KEPT CANCER IN REMISSION BY NOT EATING SUGAR!

LET ME KNOW IF THIS CHANGES HOW ANYONE FEELS ABOUT EATING SUGAR.
MOST LIKELY NOT, CAUSE WE’RE HUMAN AND UNFORTUNATELY MOST HUMANS ARE NOT ABLE TO LINK THE BENEFIT OF NOT EATING SUGAR TO A HEALTHY LIFESTYLE UNLESS THEIR HEALTH IS COMPRIMISED.
JUST LIKE YOGA, IT’S VERY RARE THAT ANYONE WILL BE PROACTIVE WITH THEIR HEALTH, IT’S TOO EASY TO BE REACTIVE.
PLUS, DR’S WON’T BE TOO HAPPY IF PEOPLE START TAKING THEIR HEALTH INTO THEIR OWN HANDS.
IT’S MUCH EASIER TO ABUSE YOUR BODY AND THEN GET THE HELP YOU NEED TO REVERSE IT.

TRY TO BE PROACTIVE AND NOT EAT SHIT, NOT ABUSE YOUR BODY AND NOT TRY AND NOT BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR BODY WITH WEIGHT THAT’S TOO HEAVY.

LIFT:

BACK SQUAT
20 REPS
ADD 5 LBS

METCON:

15 MIN AMRAP
COMPLETE THE KETTLEBELL COMPLEX
DOUBLE KETTLEBELL SWING 10 REPS
DOUBLE KETTLEBELL CLEAN AND JERK 5 REPS
BIKE 10/5 CALORIES

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