Chris Isernio

Crossfit Syosset/ Wednesday, October 23rd

A. Run 400
Inchworm x 10
Single leg RDL x 5 ea.
KB Windmill x 5 ea.
Swings x 20
Plank 1 minute
Weighted Dead Bugs :03 Hold x 10
Single Leg Glute Bridge x 10

B. Every 2 Minutes
Deadlift 5 x 5 @ 5-10 lbs heavier from last week

C. With a continuously running clock perform 1 sprint (10 meters) the first minute, 2 sprints (10 meters) the second minute, 3 sprints the third minute, and so on, continuing to add 1 sprint each minute until you cannot complete the required number of 10 meter sprints in the given minute.

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Crossfit Syosset/ Tuesday, October 22nd

Workout:
A. Run 400
KB Single arm Bench Press x 10 (5 each side)
DB or KB Pullover x 10
Face Pulls w/band or rings x 10
Inchworm w/5 Push up x 5
Prone Swimmers x 10
Prone Shoulder Press w/pvc x 10

B. Bench Press
5 reps every 2 minutes for 5 sets
Increase the weight from last week 5-10 lbs

C. 15 Min EMOM
1st: GHD Sit ups x 12
2nd: Front Squat 165/115 x 5
3rd: Bike 12/7

This is too funny:
It was written last October.
What’s even funnier is, I must have been so upset at McDonald’s that I forgot to write the date.
Did you hear the news, McDonalds is offering a special for all teachers starting sometime this month. This is somewhat disturbing to hear. Another thing that has me confused, I don’t understand. If the teachers are being rewarded, why are they giving the Teachers poison?? I would think if they want to reward Teachers they would offer them Healthy Foods instead of trying to get them addicted to shit??
I wonder if they’re doing it this year also.
Why not make this an annual fuckin thing, right?

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Crossfit Syosset/ Monday, October 21st

Workout:

A. Run 400
1 Minute Goblet Squat Hold
Complete with a :03 hold for each:
Hip Airplane x 5 (each side)
Inchworm into Worlds Greatest Stretch with Twist x 5
Goblet Squat x 10
Cossack w/KB x 10 (5 each leg)
Split Squat w/KB x 10 (5 each leg)
Bird Dog x 10 (5 each side)
Single Leg Glute Bridge x 10 (5 each side)

B. Back Squat
60% of your 1 rep max
Do it for 20 reps straight

C. Every 2 Minutes for 16 Minutes
Run 200
5 Muscle ups, 7 C2B Pull ups, or 10 Pull ups



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Crossfit Syosset/ Friday, October 18th

A. Run 400
2 sets w/ Empty Barbell:
Tall High Pull x 5
Tall Muscle Snatch x 5
Hang Power Snatch x 5
Muscle Snatch x 5
Snatch Balance x 5

B. Complete Every :90 for 6 sets:
1 Hang Power Snatch
1 Hang Squat Snatch
Increase weight each set

C. 5 RFT:
50 Double Unders
3 Wall Walks
7 Power Snatch @95/65
20 Sit Ups

check this out:
https://www.eviemagazine.com/post/american-heart-association-was-paid-procter-gamble-heart-disease-saturated-fat-seed-oils-sugar
Sad, Fuckin Sad

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Crossfit Syosset/ Wednesday, October 16th

A. Run 400
KB Single arm Bench Press x 10 (5 each side)
DB or KB Pullover x 10
Face Pulls w/band or rings x 10
Inchworm w/5 Push up x 5
Prone Swimmers x 10
Prone Shoulder Press w/pvc x 10

B. Bench Press
5 reps every 2 minutes for 5 sets
Keep the weight around 70% of your max

C. 5 rounds for time of:
20-cal row
20 Burpee

You watching the Yankee game?
Check this dude out on Cleveland.
You should not be allowed to look like this as a professional athlete.
It’s just crazy that this is acceptable.
There should be some kind of mandated waist size or something.

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Crossfit Syosset/ Monday, October 14th

A. Run 400
1 Minute Goblet Squat Hold
Complete with a :03 hold for each:
Hip Airplane x 5 (each side)
Inchworm into Worlds Greatest Stretch with Twist x 5
Goblet Squat x 10
Cossack w/KB x 10 (5 each leg)
Split Squat w/KB x 10 (5 each leg)
Bird Dog x 10 (5 each side)
Single Leg Glute Bridge x 10 (5 each side)

B. Back Squat
Take 15 minutes to find your 1 rep max
10-7-5-3-1-1-1

C. 5 RFT:
15 Push Jerks 95/65
12 C2B Pull up
9 SDHP 95/65

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Crossfit Syosset/ Thursday, October 10th

Workout:
A. 3 Sets:
Side Planks x :30 each side
Plank x 1 Min
Bird Dog x 10 (5ea leg :03 hold)
Suitcase Carry x 100 ft. (switch arms halfway)

B. 30 Minutes EMOM:
Min 1: Row 250/200m
Min 2: Thruster @135/95 x 5 reps
Min 3: Run 200 or Ski 250/200m
Min 4: Pull ups x 7 reps
Min 5: Bike 15/10 cals

Check this out, they have developed a drug called “LaKe” that mimics the same effects your body goes through when working out strenuously.
The article says, “It’s the same as running a 10 kilometers at high speed on an empty stomach”
I assume this means if you take this drug your body will get the exact same effects as if you were to do the same exercise.
I also assume that if people are already going batty over weight loss drugs, that they would more than likely be willing to not only take this this new drug, but, would no doubt take both drugs at the same time with the thought of having to do absolutely nothing and look great.
The article goes on to say how this new drug also gives you the the same physiological benefits as training intensely does, meaning that the drug is heart healthy.
I wonder if the pill also mimics the same release of endorphins as exercise does.
Then it goes on to scare you by saying, “one third of adults in the U.S. have three or more risk factors that contribute to heart disease, kidney disease and metabolic disorders”.
As if scaring you isn’t enough they go on to say, “it can be difficult to maintain motivation to run many kilometers at high speed and without food”
So, because exercise is difficult, we created a pill so you don’t have to worry about exercising at all.
Don’t have to worry about exercising or eating.
Just take a shot and a pill and you’re good.
I’m starting to think the pharmaceutical industry has absolutely no concern for anyone’s health whatsoever.
This is terrible, truly terrible.
The picture of Beyonce is her promoting her new high-end line of whiskey, another fuckin joke.
Do people really buy whiskey because Beyonce is promoting it?
Are people really that stupid?
Ya know who thinks people are stupid?
The person who came up with the nursery rhyme, “if you’ve got Covid, take Paxlovid”.
Don’t worry, Fred! Just keep pushing the drug on people, they’ll never realize what the fuck they’re taking!
But boss, it’s dog shit. Doesn’t matter, it rhymes!

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